In The Night Garden….
January 27, 2010
Where the hell are the Wottingers?
I have to admit that I am worried about them! For those of you who are not familiar with In The Night Garden, the Wottingers live next door to the Pontipines.
Now, this I do know – the Pontipines are fine. All ten of them are doing just marvellously. I see them almost every night as my son and I sit watching the adventures of Iggle Piggle, Upsy Daisy, Macca Pacca and the rest of the garden’s inhabitants.
However, I have not seen the Wottingers in weeks and, if I am being frank, it looks like their side of the semi detached house they share with the Pontipines is completely empty.
I fear that the Wottingers may have fallen foul of this dastardly recession and had to vacate their beautiful home and the salubrious surroundings of the Night Garden for a lesser, more affordable area of…. well, wherever the hell these guys live.
Perhaps they have been relocated to Salford Quays in Manchester by the BBC – how will they survive!?
Maybe I will never find out what has happened to them. Sometimes life can be like that. If you do happen to see the Wottingers in your travels…. then frankly you are probably drinking too much!
"You are shitting me!? Manchester? I have never even heard of Manchester!"
